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Vitter? I Hardly Knew Her.
Republican Sen. David Vitter from Louisiana apologized Monday night after it was revealed that his phone number appeared on the infamous D.C. Madam’s list. At first, Vitter claimed that he thought he...
View ArticleThe Louisiana Purchase
Before he ever hooked up with the D.C. Madam, Sen. David Vitter made sure he took care of his constituents by screwing local prostitutes to pump up the economy. The Canal Street Madam of New Orleans,...
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Behind Every Man is a Woman with a Bad Dress
After hiding out for a week (in a brothel? in his home? in some hole?), Sen. David Vitter gave a statement (I would say mea culpa but there was no mea nor any sign of culpa) late Monday night...
View ArticleWe Are Family. I Got All My Hookers and Me.
OK, yes. Sen. David Vitter is my new Andrew Speaker. From TPM, a sampling of Sen. David Vitter’s 2004 “family values” campaign ads. The basic gist of the ad campaign is that Vitter is a family man who...
View ArticleEveryone Knows It’s Wendy
Former New Orleans prostitute Wendy Ellis (aka Wendy Cortez) appeared at a press conference with Larry Flynt Tuesday to once again accuse Sen. David Vitter of having an affair with her in 1999, which...
View ArticleYou Say You Don’t Want Evolution
It’s lunchtime and they haven’t fired me yet (well Mike Levy has come by a couple of times but I’ve hidden under my desk). Barkeep! A round of drinks on the house! Sen. David Vitter, a Republican from...
View ArticleAir Force Vitter
Apparently Louisiana Sen. David Vitter blew up at a Dulles Airport employee last week as he was rushing to make his flight back home. He was told that he’d have to check his hooker at the gate. OMG!...
View ArticleTime to Kill
For those of you confused about the Senate’s compromise health care proposal, to be voted on next Tuesday, don’t worry. This has nothing to do with you. If you like your existing health insurance plan,...
View ArticleShear Madness
Senator David Vitter appeared on a right wing radio station in Louisiana today and suggested that MSNBC host Rachel Maddow looks like, well, a man. May I suggest that Vitter looks like, well, a...
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